I used to really like you.
Sometimes you were a pain in the neck, but you never let me down.
But… *choking back fake tears*… I’ve found someone else.
He doesn’t take up as much of my time. And I don’t have to go hunting for him every time I need him.
He’s always right there. Some might say he’s a little bit in the way… but I like to think he just wants to be ready to help out.
You and your friend Downy are my new BFF’s.
4 comments:
Breaking up is hard to do, except of course when you are upgrading!
So funny. It reminds me of the swiffer/broom commericals!!!!
Nothing like up-to-date conveniences!
HOORAY! I hope you, your washer, dryer and new fabric softening system will have a very happy and long-lasting union. =)
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